Fast Paced Fan Pillows

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Under pressure.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Formula One car origami

'Fancy a swift half?'

Pig Trotter

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Dog Scalextric

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Kangaroo in a hurry.

Snail Peephole

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"Wow, we have so much in common! My working life was dedicated to racing too..."

"Do you have to be faster than a speeding bullet all the time?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'