Fast-paced Fiction Fan Pillows

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Television Readers.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Characters jumping out of a book.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Moby Dick

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Addicted to reading

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring