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'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Addicted to reading

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Gulliver's other travels.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Heaven

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

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"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"