Fast-paced Fiction Fan Gifts

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The Fourth Little Pig

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Addicted to reading

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Crime in bookshop

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."