Fast-paced Readers Gifts

Speed reading class.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Audio Books

Multi-Generational Books

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Large print e-book.

Book

Books and Phones

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'I'll never forget, it was the day before Newton discovered gravity.'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Book computer

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'Coffee overload.'

Have the author sign your kindle...

'He's in the library.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Does that look like your waiter?'

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'Over the vacation I read books on how to use my new phone, my new tablet, and my new video games.'

'Is your boyfriend working late?' 'No... He's a slow reader.'

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."