Fast-paced Readers Mugs

Speed reading class.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Audio Books

Multi-Generational Books

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Large print e-book.

Books and Phones

Book

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'I'll never forget, it was the day before Newton discovered gravity.'

Book computer

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Coffee overload.'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'He's in the library.'

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

Have the author sign your kindle...

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

'Does that look like your waiter?'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

'Over the vacation I read books on how to use my new phone, my new tablet, and my new video games.'

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

'Is your boyfriend working late?' 'No... He's a slow reader.'

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."