Fast-paced Reader Mugs

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Audio Books

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Multi-Generational Books

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Large print e-book.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Books and Phones

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Book

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'I'll never forget, it was the day before Newton discovered gravity.'

Book computer

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'He's in the library.'

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

'Coffee overload.'

Have the author sign your kindle...

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

Large Print Book

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

"No!"

'Does that look like your waiter?'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.