Fast-paced Reader T-Shirts

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Audio Books

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Multi-Generational Books

Large print e-book.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Books and Phones

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Book

'I'll never forget, it was the day before Newton discovered gravity.'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Book computer

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

'He's in the library.'

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

'Coffee overload.'

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

Have the author sign your kindle...

Large Print Book

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'

"No!"

'Does that look like your waiter?'

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'