Fast-paced Thinker T-Shirts

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

View to the Future

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Crap from the future.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Evolution.

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Your Future Home.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

World Production.

The sea 2050.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Babies.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

Power in our Democracy: The Vote