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"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Satya Nutella

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Innovative

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Jeremy Bentham

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

Forward Planning - The key to Success

Surveying.

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

Cat playing with a Brain

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

'Now remember, it is never too soon to start thinking about a pension.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Walking on Sunbeams

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'