Time-efficient Reader T-Shirts

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Man reading a tablet in library.

"Just give me the broad strokes."

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

Superhero Rescues Books.

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

"Have you got the abridged version?"

That book is out of stock, but if you'd like to order a copy, I can have it here in 8-10 months. Staff

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

'Is your boyfriend working late?' 'No... He's a slow reader.'

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

A man reading whilst running.

An unpopular woman in a bakery shop.

Library Returns

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

"Wait till to meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!"

'Anything on suspended animation?'

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Celebrity Book-Alikes

'Let's face it we're on the shelf.'

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

"You're trapped in the world's slowest book club."

'Three weeks - and he hasn't finished the first paragraph!'

"Boy is this guy a slow reader."

Speed reading class.

'Another book in the can...'

Children's Books for the New Era