Slow Reader T-Shirts

I'm going to read you a bedtime story...

"Boy is this guy a slow reader."

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

'Is your boyfriend working late?' 'No... He's a slow reader.'

Snail Library

"You're trapped in the world's slowest book club."

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

James Joyce.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Good book?'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Gigolo Diary

Louse and garden...

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Older cousin press

New From Why? Books

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Impractical Gardener.

Rapid reading center.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"Just give me the broad strokes."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."