Heavy Reader T-Shirts

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Large print e-book.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Theodore Dreiser.

'Bront?saurus.'

James Joyce.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Jane Austen

"I dropped my goblet!"

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Books and Phones

A new meaning in the Roman

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Book

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'