'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'
Heavy Reader Gifts
A gift for a passionate bibliophile should resonate with their love for stories and knowledge. Our collection of creative and witty items for heavy readers offers something special—whether they’re bookmarks, mugs, or décor—that shows you get their literary obsession and want to celebrate it.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Gen-Next Library
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
Audio Books
"Yep, I've read this chapter before."
Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.
"Barb's such a fast reader."
'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'
"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'
"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."
Large print e-book.
Pirates: "To absent Limbs."
'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'
Theodore Dreiser.
'Bront?saurus.'
James Joyce.
Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'
Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank
"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location
Jane Austen
"I dropped my goblet!"
Library: The Weight lifting Section.
Books and Phones
A new meaning in the Roman
"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"
Book
'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'
"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"
Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.
Books*. *Batteries not included.
'My battery is dead. How does it end?'
'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'
Heavy Reader Gifts Collection
Heavy Reader Mugs
Explore our collection of book-loving mugs—perfect for any heavy reader who appreciates a good pun or a literary quote.
Heavy Reader Pillows
Make their reading space extra inviting with pillows that showcase their passion for books and reading adventures.
Heavy Reader Prints
Decorate their literary sanctuary with prints that celebrate books and the joy of reading—adding personality and inspiration to their space.
Heavy Reader T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for book lovers—an ideal gift for anyone who can’t get enough of storytelling and literature.