Bold Reader Gifts

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I'm still pre-literate."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Theodore Dreiser.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Bront?saurus.'

James Joyce.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Jane Austen

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Book

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Man reading in lamp

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'