Loud Reader Gifts

Library: Silence

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

James Joyce.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Reading in a hammock.

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Stories about crumbs

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

Man reading in lamp

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Man reading a tablet in library.

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

'Good Book?'

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

Mao Zedong.

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

'So, read any good book lately?'

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok