Quiet Reader Gifts

'Frankly Mum, I'd rather read a book quietly than frolic around the paddock...'

"Yes, we have self help books on overcoming shyness."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Hush puppy.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Zenemies.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Life after death"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Pastoring for Dummies

Confucius say: shut up.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Book Igloo

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Moral Values for Dummies

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"