Loud Reader Pillows

Library: Silence

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

James Joyce.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"At least she's reading."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

Stories about crumbs

Reading in a hammock.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Man reading in lamp

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Man reading a tablet in library.

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

'Good Book?'

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."

'So, read any good book lately?'

Mao Zedong.

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'