"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."
Alternative Reader Pillows
Add a touch of literary whimsy to their space with pillows that celebrate their passion for alternative narratives, making their reading nook even more cozy and expressive.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
Audio Books
"Yep, I've read this chapter before."
Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.
"I'm still pre-literate."
'E-books?'
Large print e-book.
'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'
'Bront?saurus.'
James Joyce.
Jane Austen
"Speed reader...?"
"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."
"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"
Books*. *Batteries not included.
'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'
"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."
Books and Phones
Book
'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'
Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.
Book computer
Man reading a tablet in library.
'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'
"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"
'He's in the library.'
Have the author sign your kindle...
'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'
"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"
"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."
George Orwell.
I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok
Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.
If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.
Alternative Reader Pillows Collection
Alternative Reader Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate alternative reading styles—quirky, creative, and perfect for any non-conformist book lover.
Alternative Reader Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that showcase their love for unconventional literature and artistic expression.
Alternative Reader T-Shirts
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