Inclusive Reader Pillows

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"I'm still pre-literate."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

James Joyce.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Speed reader...?"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Inclusive family code in Cuba

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Stephen King

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

Soft and Chewy People.

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

Kate Brown, Oregon Goverment

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

When political correctness goes too far.

Mao Zedong.

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."

'It's kind of depressing: We've spent three years on this research paper, and probably only ten people in the World will ever read it...'