Multicultural Reader Pillows

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

Audio Books

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Multi-Generational Books

'What does it say, Dad?'

Two Generations of Readers

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Boss

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

'I agree, 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is a boring title for a book about home decorating, but I'm getting some great ideas for the bedroom!'

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

Good Book - Bad Book

"Have you got the abridged version?"

'There's a world-wide community out there. How about a little French or Spanish, or even some Russian, once in a while.'

"Luke, come over to the light side."

"At least see who the author is."

Fist bumps in other languages

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

Literal Music.

Books called: "Will Never Be Finished", "Ain't Gonna Happen", "Nope" etc.

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

"I've downloaded an app that sorts ebook chapters into alphabetical order."

'No joystick? No mouse? No keyboard? How do I turn the pages?'

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.

'Which way to the reading clinic?'