Multicultural Reader Pillows

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

Audio Books

Multi-Generational Books

'What does it say, Dad?'

Two Generations of Readers

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

"Have you got the abridged version?"

Good Book - Bad Book

"At least see who the author is."

'There's a world-wide community out there. How about a little French or Spanish, or even some Russian, once in a while.'

Fist bumps in other languages

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

Literal Music.

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

Books called: "Will Never Be Finished", "Ain't Gonna Happen", "Nope" etc.

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.

'No joystick? No mouse? No keyboard? How do I turn the pages?'

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

"I've downloaded an app that sorts ebook chapters into alphabetical order."

'Which way to the reading clinic?'

SAUER KRAUT, 'Sometimes I think Rome is getting TOO multicultural.'