Inclusive Reader Gifts

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"I'm still pre-literate."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

James Joyce.

"Speed reader...?"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Inclusive family code in Cuba

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

Stephen King

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

Soft and Chewy People.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

Kate Brown, Oregon Goverment

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

When political correctness goes too far.

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

Mao Zedong.

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."