Light Reader Gifts

"Of course I understand it. It's just some Grisham potboiler."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Good Book

"It's his new reading light."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Late night teddy reading

Gen-Next Library

'Bring out yer books!'

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Print Suicide

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Ok, ok, last page.

dog reading EKG

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Quite literary.

"I can't wait to put them on."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Man reading a tablet in library.

Returning to reading

In hindsight, wearing my watch in the time machine probably wasn't my best idea ever.

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