Scientific Reader Gifts

dog reading EKG

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Theodore Dreiser.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

What Started the Incident at Roswell

In hindsight, wearing my watch in the time machine probably wasn't my best idea ever.

Who's Who and Who Cares.

Superhero Rescues Books.

"I'm going to give Dostoyevsky another chance."

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

Dolphin tries to 'look inside' a book about Dolphin Tails

'It's kind of depressing: We've spent three years on this research paper, and probably only ten people in the World will ever read it...'

"Great news from the science journal. They was us to rethink our methodology, but they love our results."

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

"It gets seven out of ten on TripAdvisor."

"Have you got the abridged version?"

"This is an intervention. It's clear that you've resumed your habit of reading the reviews."