Scientific Journal Readers Gifts

How to get published

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Highlights for Adults

dog reading EKG

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"It's not funny peculiar or funny ha ha, it's funny New Yorker."

Leaky Weather Magazine.

"I'm not sure my husband would be considered an 'active adult'."

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

In hindsight, wearing my watch in the time machine probably wasn't my best idea ever.

Put your feet on the desk...I want people to think I'm out.

What Started the Incident at Roswell

Royal Pic Photoshop

True confession

bitter lemon...

Cultchah!

You! Are thick magazine.

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

Reading 'Levetation Magazine'.

Surprise attack by the beanbag.