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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

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'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

Leaky Weather Magazine.

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"I'm not sure my husband would be considered an 'active adult'."

Man reading a tablet in library.

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

Put your feet on the desk...I want people to think I'm out.

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

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True confession

What Started the Incident at Roswell

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Cultchah!

Reading 'Levetation Magazine'.

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

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