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"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

In hindsight, wearing my watch in the time machine probably wasn't my best idea ever.

What Started the Incident at Roswell

Yeast: Gregarious single-celled organism whose first evolutionary priority was to develop the capacity to synthesize alcohol. Usually well behaved, but can become rowdy in groups.

"Apparently, word has gotten out about how crazy we Earthlings are. The rest of the universe has put a travel ban on us."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

'Einsteiners.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

He looks so natural lying there...

Robocop and Juliet.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."