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The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

"Wait until you experience the cuisine."

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'