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The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

"Wait until you experience the cuisine."

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Ascent of Machine.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"