Reading Science Fiction T-Shirts

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."

"Oh goodie! Hundreds of male chauvinist pigs just for the picking!"

'You'll see there that several of my bosses considered me a space cadet.'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

'What happened?...Where am I?...Wait a minute, you're not my regular doctor!'

"I remember when the Wheel was just in Science Fiction stories..."

The Invisible Man is a frustrated flasher.

"It's a sci-fi-nance- when the DOW is 100,000."

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

vaccine wars.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Outer Space Outsourcing

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Meet the author"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"