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'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

'This is government property.'

"Will it be ready by this time yesterday?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Meet the author"

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."