Reading Sci-fi Pillows

Please use other dimension.

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

'This is government property.'

"Will it be ready by this time yesterday?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Meet the author"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Alien David statue

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."