Watching Sci-fi Pillows

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We've made great progress!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Dr. Roo.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Alien Assumption

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"