Sci-fi Pillows

"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

"Gee, I don't know...I guess if I had to choose between you I'd say Jerry's formula has the most hideous side effects."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

"You're not from around here are you?"

Woman: 'I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you before!'

'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

'The one with four legs must be the leader.'

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

'Where did you say your foreign exchange student was from?'

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

"Is there someone else we can talk to?"

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'

"I can assure you sir, you're not 'talking to someone at a call centre in Pakistan'."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You're certainly a lot less fun since the operation."

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

Science fiction for beginners

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

The late Cretaceous period.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...