Sci-fi Romantic Pillows

"I always wanted a boyfriend with green eyes."

'You should have told me that 'E.T' stood for 'Extra Testicle'.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Have you been playing dice?"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Save Our Universe

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Apple Pie Abduction

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Dr. Roo.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Alien Assumption