Sci-fi Seeker Pillows

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

Hair being abducted

"I have a weird feeling. I asked the AI what I should do next week and was advised to quit my job, leave town and watch all the Terminator and Matrix movies."

George R. R. Martin

H. G. Wells

"I just love sci-pi movies."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Robotic Man

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Ascent of Machine.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Have you been playing dice?"