Sci-fi Seeker Pillows

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.

Hair being abducted

"I have a weird feeling. I asked the AI what I should do next week and was advised to quit my job, leave town and watch all the Terminator and Matrix movies."

"I just love sci-pi movies."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ascent of Machine.

Head over Hooves

"Have you been playing dice?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."