Science Fiction Reader Prints

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

What Started the Incident at Roswell

Yeast: Gregarious single-celled organism whose first evolutionary priority was to develop the capacity to synthesize alcohol. Usually well behaved, but can become rowdy in groups.

"Apparently, word has gotten out about how crazy we Earthlings are. The rest of the universe has put a travel ban on us."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Robocop and Juliet.

He looks so natural lying there...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'