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"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"

'He had Rumplestiltskin spin all the kingdom's straw into gold, and then all the cows starved to death.'

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Okay, so I wasted a wish. But, I had to check he wasn't just fooling with us."

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Pirates

'Hello, my name is Death'

'We should have removed that sign.'

'Well, if it isn't Little Lord Fauntleroy, and his fancy ruff!'

Wash and Go...to hell...

Hairy Potter and friend..

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

Hubble Bubble telescope

'You saw her. She was coming at me with the spoon.'

'I'm tired of throwing lightning bolts. Do we have any water balloons?'

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

Check out what I can do to that chariot's windshield.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

He looks so natural lying there...

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."