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"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Warrior Woman

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Self Help / Elf Help.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Pirates

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Love your ambiance!"

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

'We should have removed that sign.'

'Who's that painted lady?'

Cherub on a cloud