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Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"At that moment, the evil witch cast a spell on the prince that would force him to do her bidding."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Dracula's breath...

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

He looks so natural lying there...

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Self Help / Elf Help.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Hansel and Gretal

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"