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'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'I thought they would spruce us up a little.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Warrior Woman

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Devi's brew?"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Hansel and Gretal

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Mermaids in love

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Going Down?

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

'Well this is awkward.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Pirates