Fantasy Fiction Readers Prints

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'I thought they would spruce us up a little.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Warrior Woman

He looks so natural lying there...

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Hansel and Gretal

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Devi's brew?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Going Down?

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Mermaids in love

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'Well this is awkward.'

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Pirates

Cherub on a cloud