Fantasy Readers Prints

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Dracula's breath...

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

He looks so natural lying there...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Hansel and Gretal

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Going Down?

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Mermaids in love

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.