Fantasy Adventure Reader Prints

"This is your captain speaking."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

He looks so natural lying there...

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Time Machine Collision

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Hugh fans!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Witch dice.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Pirates

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'