Fantasy Adventure Reader Pillows

"This is your captain speaking."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Hugh fans!"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

He looks so natural lying there...

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Fish or Cut Bait

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Pirates

Witch dice.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'