Fantasy Story Reader Pillows

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

He looks so natural lying there...

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Pirates

"Love your ambiance!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'Who's that painted lady?'

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'We should have removed that sign.'

"This is your captain speaking."

Cherub on a cloud

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Wash and Go...to hell...

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."