Fantasy Comic Reader Pillows

The Headless Horseman moves to the suburbs.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

He looks so natural lying there...

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

Time Machine Collision

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."