Fantasy Comic Reader Gifts

The Headless Horseman moves to the suburbs.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

He looks so natural lying there...

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Time Machine Collision

The Salmon Run

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."