Fantasy Book Readers Gifts

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Warrior Woman

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Self Help / Elf Help.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

Pirates

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Love your ambiance!"

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Cherub on a cloud

'Who's that painted lady?'

'We should have removed that sign.'

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

"This is your captain speaking."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'