Fantasy Fiction Reader Gifts

'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist.'

Wolfman riding in the Car

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Maleficent

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Joe's Brush With Death.

'I'm afraid there's nothing we can do about your unibrow.'

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'I'm afraid that dandruff shampoo won't cut it, Ms. Gordon. You're molting.'

'No we don't! We don't now nor have we ever sold fire insurance!'

'You're not Gramma! You're Wolf Blitzer!'

Full Moon Diner

I'm getting hoarse let's lip sync to Mariah Carey

"I will try the soup of the night."

He looks so natural lying there...

'I haven't decided yet'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Warrior Woman

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'