Reading Fantasy Gifts

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

The Cheshire Fish.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"No way!!"

Giant Footprints in the Snow

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Warrior Woman

He looks so natural lying there...

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

The Beard in the Stone

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Sleeping Beauty

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Hansel and Gretal

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Self Help / Elf Help.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."